Break the Internet

What will finally break the internet?

I really think if the internet breaks, we’re royally fucked. I think it’ll be done by hacker or some genius. Someone will be clever enough to do it like Rick from Rick and Morty. Just some arrogant asshole.

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Post Apocalyptic Rick and Morty with Summer

 Countries will point fingers at who done it but no one will be able to pinpoint what asshole did it. All they know is someone, something, did it and now everyone is in real trouble.

Banks won’t be able to function. Credit cards will mean nothing. 
Entire libraries of information will be lost. Maybe by then all we will have is electronic payment and that will be destroyed too. The government won’t be able to handle the rioting and looting of the angry people who just lost everything.  

. . . . . or it will just be a super cute kitten that has too many views at once and then POP –  like a zit the internet will explode! 

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I Currently Love #1

Make a Currently List: What are you reading, watching, listening to, eating, needing….

Currently reading: The second book of the Hunger Games Series (The books are so much better. . .  .like they always are)

Watching: Sick Note with Rupert from Harry Potter

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“Sick Note”

Listening to:  EDM 

Eating: Really loving fish burgers. They are similar to Norwegian fish cakes. They are high in protein and I can actually somewhat stomach them. Made with mayo, lettuce and tomato with a side of onion rings.  

Needing: I have a MIGHTY NEED to learn how to shuffle dance. . . . 

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Shuffling, an electronic music dance style

Wanting: . . . . .to dye my hair black. Just bought the hair dye. 

Trying: . . . . . to learn some Polish. Always wanted to learn Polish. They had no classes for it and I found it on the Duolingo app. 

Smelling: . . . . . a scrub I made with chamomile, lavender and vanilla bean. 

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Lavender

Missing:  . . . . . having a job and contributing to society more and make some money. 

Going: I am hopefully going shopping tomorrow with hubs for Christmas presents at the mall! 

Pinning: . . . . .  pictures to put by my make up table and fitness stuff. Motivation and inspiration! 

Minori (Shiro-Nuri) avant-garde eye makeup. I can only guess how she made the eyelashes, but I know she used false-eyelash glue to stick the real flower petals around her eyes.


Finishing: Soon the Christmas tree decorations should be done. We need ornament hooks. 

Wearing: I am sporting a whole lot of lounge clothes. 

Crafting: I am crocheting a blanket for someone. . .shhhhhh….. 

Feeling: . . . . . optimistic and hopeful. 

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Starting: . . . . yet another pinterest board and adding more pins to other boards because pinning is winning.

WEED

WEED. POT. DRUGS. 

Now that I have Your attention, the writing prompt for this post is:  

What is the best gift you ever received?

My hubby found out the one thing I’ve always wanted since I was a little girl was a cat. I had been eyeing this black cat named Stoney and Kim agreed to adopt him for me. This was even before we were married. Best gift ever is this cat.

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Stoner the Cat

He is a pure black cat with green eyes like a marijuana leaf.
He also has fangs like a vampire. Everybody makes a point to mention his eyes and teeth.  He loves ‘nip. We soon were calling him Stoner after watching him eat and go crazy for his catnip toys. His absolute favorite food is chicken. He will meow and scream when we have chicken. He’ll even dig in the garbage can and knock it all over the place for a bit of chicken.  Stoner loves to talk and chirps all day, all night. We speculate this is due to me singing and talking to him. He just is responding! 

He was born in a house of a hoarder with over 100 cats. He grew up there as a baby. We assume he ate off chicken bones with the way he responds to them. He was in a shelter for a year, being overlooked because of his color and returned once. He was too friendly, the man said.

Stoner is very loving and a very friendly cat. I just tell Stoner he was meant to be my cat. We sleep together and snuggle. I feel blessed to have found him.

Banana Bread Smoothie

This is a favorite recipe of mine that I  created that I would like to share with you. I made it after constantly smelling a friend’s vape smoke that smelled like banana bread. This post is in memory of him. 

Banana Bread Smoothie

  • 1 cup Naturell Yoghurt (contains no added sugar)
  • 1 cup Vitamin D Light Milk
  • half a large raw banana
  • half tsp of Cinnamon
  • 1 cup of cooked Oatmeal according to package (cooked oatmeal changes the texture of the smoothie, this is my preference)

Put all ingredients in a blender and blend 1-2 minutes until smooth. Pour about 2 cups into a glass and enjoy. Makes 2, 2 cup glasses of smoothie. 

Add-in ideas: extra sugar or sugar substitute, vanilla yogurt instead of unflavored, peanut butter, whey protein, vanilla protein shake mix

INSJ Rare Personality Type

I have taken the personality test several times and always gotten INSJ. So what does this mean? I am altruistic, passionate, a perfectionist and creative with less than 1% of the world like me.  I always need a cause. 

INFJs indeed share a unique combination of traits: though soft-spoken, they have very strong opinions and will fight tirelessly for an idea they believe in.

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Well, with that all said, we dont give away our ideals and causes so readily. We’re quite private. But here, I will give away some:

  • Advocate for black pets- Ever since finding out how people treated my cat, Stoner, and didn’t want to adopt him or even be around him due to being black, I have decided to be an advocate for black pets. They are the first to be put down in the US and are considered taboo animals. 
  • Against use of plastic surgery beyond medical need– I used to be an esthetician and it seems that the profession is leaning towards becoming more plastic with injections and going under the knife. I am more into skin care for naturalism and being proud of what you have. I like helping people be healthy. I don’t want to profit on people who feel the need to be perfect and might be mentaly ill. 
Stoner, mai ALL black kitteh

Take the 16 personality test here. What are you?! Comment below!

VEGANISM

Could you ever be a vegan?  Why or why not?

First off, this is a huge thing at the moment. I don’t do anything just because a celebrity does it. Jyrki Linnankivi and Kat Von D are both favorites of mine but also vegan. They both believe in not harming animals. Good for them. I, however, could never be vegan

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Kat Von D

I have food allergies and intolerances. I wouldn’t be able to handle replacement foods for vegans. Like, all the food they make for vegans contains a shit ton of soy. Soy burgers. Soy cheese. Soy milk. Soy tacos. Soy burritos. You get my point.  I also cannot handle high fiber or high protein. They make me vomit or fall on the floor cramping in serious pain wishing I would just vomit. Though I eat them in small quanities, I am also allergic to raw fruit and vegetables. Eating typical vegan food would be a struggle from hell.

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Do I even believe animals should not be eaten? No. I believe in eating animals. It is healthier to do so. With that being said, I have been reading about this to prove my point. Paleo is one of the diets that is very pro-grass fed. In Norway, that doesnt even need to be a label because of how farming is here.  There are stricter rules on farming. I would rather promote how to farm better than be a vegan. 

These are the main reasons I could never be vegan. I just have too many issues with food medically speaking and I believe in eating and using animal products.  There is however a way to use animal products in a moral manner.

Thank you for reading! 

The Role of Art

What is the purpose of art in society?

A person once said that art is pointless to me. Art is meant to inspire, to savor and to embrace what makes us human.

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Japanese cartoon, Pokemon. Everybody loves Pikachu, right?

In society it can bring people closer or even distance people. Look at subcultures such as the otakus that love anime and anything Japanese. They love certain forms of art and formed thier own group around it. Yet, it can make people distant from others if they cannot relate. 

It can be used to persuade others. Take for instance the art of Banksy. He has created graffiti art to comment on everyday life and persuade the viewer to think differently about war, for instance.

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Banksy

It can have negative affects on people as well as good. Magazines show women to be a certain weight and this adds pressure to society to be a particular weight. This can cause psychological problems with perception of the self aka bulima or anorexia. . . . .

16-year-old model Lululeika Ravn Liep accused of being anorexic

The purpose of art in society could literally be a book. Hell, it probably is one. These are just some things I came up with. What do you think? What is the purpose of art in society? Is it pointless?